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Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade All Their Accounts - Forbes

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Researchers are starting to untangle the links between cognitive processes, emotion regulation, and depression - PsyPost

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What would happen if Donald Trump forces Ukraine to a truce with Russia?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

No go.

Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

What is after school detention like in your school?

Still no good

So they tried

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What has been your best sexual experience?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

“From Garage to Glory”: Elon Musk’s Astounding Throwback After This 500th Falcon Rocket Launch Will Leave Space Enthusiasts in Awe - Rude Baguette

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

'Kindness isn't a weakness,' Steve Carell tells Northwestern grads at commencement - Chicago Sun-Times

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